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HOSS 2 makes his virgin trip in the mud!!!!
Click on Hoss 2 to watch the Mud Pit video!
When ya don't gots no alcohol, ya gots ta make up yer own entertainment. Click on the rubber to watch the Hillbilly Garage Burnout video!
Check out the custom tractor pipe. The flapper is next on the agenda once the rubber is scrubbed off the garage floor.
DING DONG THE HAWG IS DEAD!!!!!!!!
Check him out, hiding against the deck like he's getting ready to pull a gun on me. That's what ya get when ya got groundhawgz.
DEERE LED !!!!!!!!!! Pimpin' ain't easy, but now she thinks my tractor's sexy.
Here we see Cleatus w/ his new huntin' toy. His one yard-mowin' chicken was slackin', so he torched him up real good and crispy. His very own cooking instructions and BBQ sauce recipe are both in the works.
It's a bachelor party... RedneckPerformance.com style!!!
Just look at him!!! He looks like a bear or something!!!
CLICK HERE TO SEE "FAT BASTARD" RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE!!!
A new hawg-killin' king is waiting to be crowned...
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Say hello to our founder:
Our head hawg and coon killer is always up to the challenge:
Say hello to Cleatus and his posse of talented chickens:
Here's our head mechanic:
We can turn this:
Into THIS!
And for those really challenging drinking projects, take this:
And turn it into THIS!!!
